HARDCORE.

Not having to deal with them interrogating you about past relationships or sex escapades.

i love it.

Not having to explain why you missed calls or texts.

i love it.

Not having to deal with thousands of “Where are you?!?” texts.

Fucking annoying!

i love it.

Never having to find out your partner is cheating on you.

i love it.

Grinding on anyone and everyone at a club without having to worry about pissing your man off.

i love it.

Flaunting yourself in front of the taken guys showing them what they could have had. ;)

i love it.

Not having to worry if the relationship you are in is unfaithful.

Not always eating out with your partner…means no gaining weight…means staying thin and beautiful. =]

I love it.

Not having to worry if your partner is losing feelings for you.

I love it.

Not having to give up any kind of habits.

I love it.

Not having to debate about where to eat and not having those countless, “Oh anywhere is fine” responses.

I love it.

Not waking up to morning breath, ewww.

I love it.

No more emotional roller coaster rides.

I love it.