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“ I bet you wondering how I do my shit, fuck you better than that other bitch.
— FlowEtik (Sex in the City Remix).
“ I married before I lost my virginity. What’s more I was 26 years old, it almost killed me to wait.
— Bette Davis (on losing her virginity).
“ Sex was really easy. There was sex everywhere. It didn’t really mean too much. Love, love was the hard thing to find. Even if you were looking for it, which not too many people were. And even if you found it, which not too many people did, even if it was right there in front of you. No; how could you see it with all the sex in the way?
“ I didn’t lose my virginity, I know exactly who has it!
“ Do she handle it like she got a deep throat?
I mean suck that cock ‘til she start to choke.
Does she like to have sex high off the X?
Try it with me and tell me who’s the best.
Does she like to wear thongs that you can eat?
Do she fuck your brains out ‘til you fall asleep?
“ Virginity is so five years ago.
— Rue McClanahan (Clueless spoof).
“ So if you ever wanna get back at a young motha` fucka` for breaking up with you, fuck his father. Oh that’ll kill a motha` fucka`, fuck his father. This what you do, you go over to his daddy’s house when his daddy got his check. That’s when you go in and fuck that motha` fucka`. Then when his son comes home, you come out that bedroom wrapped around with a towel…and look at him and go, ‘Your daddy said take the garbage out before you go to bed.’
“ Sex with me is like taking the SATs. Show up on time. Do your best. And when I say, ‘Stop,’ put your little pencils down.
“ I’m not a player, I just fuck a lot.
“ Twinkle, twinkle, I’m a whore.
You’re getting none while I’m getting more.