“ Sometimes lying is ok…like when you know what’s good for people more than they do.
“ Fairy tales just show kids how complicated life can be. And it does it on their terms.
“ I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people… that’s why I don’t like any of them.
— Roseanne (via rowlikegirls)
“ I look at her and I think… at least hookers have a skill.
— Joan Rivers (via rpeeze)
“ Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
“ There’s just something I don’t like about him. I can’t put my finger on it, but if I did, I’d have to wash it.
— Sophia (via digitaltimeline)
“ Whatever you think makes you different, I guarantee, it also makes you wonderful!
“ I’m not going to be tied down to anybody or anything. From now on, I’m playing it my way.
— Rick Martin (Young Man with a Horn).
“ Develop a talent and a brain and then the world will take you seriously.
— Lisa Lampanelli (via vitoperrone)
“ All parents should be aware that when they mock or curse gay people, they may be mocking or cursing their own child.
“ It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves.
“ Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
“ There is no ‘I’ in ‘team,’ but there is an ‘M’ and an ‘E.’ It’s all about ‘ME.’