Posts tagged quotes.
Sometimes lying is ok…like when you know what’s good for people more than they do.

— South Park.

05.16.12 2
Fairy tales just show kids how complicated life can be. And it does it on their terms.

— Dorothy Zbornak.

04.30.12 14
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people… that’s why I don’t like any of them.

— Roseanne (via rowlikegirls)

04.22.12 20
I look at her and I think… at least hookers have a skill.

— Joan Rivers (via rpeeze)

04.22.12 6
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

— Frank Sinatra.

04.16.12 8
There’s just something I don’t like about him. I can’t put my finger on it, but if I did, I’d have to wash it.

— Sophia (via digitaltimeline)

04.11.12 10
Whatever you think makes you different, I guarantee, it also makes you wonderful!

— Kathy Griffin.

04.11.12 12
I’m not going to be tied down to anybody or anything. From now on, I’m playing it my way.

— Rick Martin (Young Man with a Horn).

04.11.12 0
Develop a talent and a brain and then the world will take you seriously.

— Lisa Lampanelli (via vitoperrone)

04.07.12 4
All parents should be aware that when they mock or curse gay people, they may be mocking or cursing their own child.

— Anna Quindlen.

04.01.12 5
It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves.

— Taylor Caldwell.

03.28.12 1
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

— George Burns.

03.28.12 1
There is no ‘I’ in ‘team,’ but there is an ‘M’ and an ‘E.’ It’s all about ‘ME.’

— Abby Lee.

03.28.12 4
dick(s) in my ass hole.