pet peeve.

“Oh only girls can have their hearts broken” or some similar shit.

“Oh all guys are cheaters and heart breakers” or some similar shit.

Uhmmm, yeah it can be the other way around too. 

EVERYONE can have their heart broken or can have their emotions damaged or whatever other sad bullshit.

And EVERYONE is capable of cheating or breaking hearts or some other shit.

When it comes to emotions or heart break or what not…it’s an equal fucking opportunity situation. 

pet peeve.

I hate when I write out a check to an individual or business and they take forFUCKINGever to deposit or cash it. Why the fuck are you just holding on to my check?!?! Ugh. I should just put a stop payment on that check because I’m irritated. Lol.

pet peeve.

When some people say to me, “TFTI.” Uhhh….we don’t even hang out so why would I invite you? Duh.

pet peeve.

When people use fake names/photos.

What the flying cunt fuck??

pet peeve.

Any Donkey Kong game for the SNES. That game series is so fucking frustrating!

pet peeve.

Getting a runny nose while sucking cock.

Just put it in me god damn it.

pet peeve.

People who complain about being stereotyped yet they engage in activities or act in a specific manner that emphasizes that stereotype.

Did that make sense?

pet peeve.

People posting very dramatic statuses on Facebook, especially after a break up or argument.

Maybe that’s why they dumped you..for being an immature drama queen. 

Ugh. Annoying.

pet peeve.

I get irritated when I go to the Starbucks in the Target because the regular Target employees are always chit chatting with the Starbucks employee. Uhhh, can you not? Your chit chatting is causing the Starbucks employee to be behind on making the drinks.

pet peeve.

When you’re playing a multi-player game and then there’s that one jerk who progresses too quickly that you and the others who are lagging die due to the side scrolling of the screen.

Jeez wait up!

pet peeve.

When the toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you even get to use it! So you have to place more on the toilet again. It’s the worst when you really have to go!

Butt clenching for days!

pet peeve.

I hate when I ask people how a certain function/celebratory event went and they respond saying, “It was fun, you should have went.”

Yeah it doesn’t sound bad but what irks me is when I was never informed or invited to go to this particular event.

You know what I mean? It’s like, how the fuck could I have went if I didn’t know about it?

pet peeve.

People who post too many pictures of themselves.

Getting tired of looking at that face, time to unfollow.