HARDCORE.

When I write something and someone messages me and asks if I’m talking about them. Like, if it’s someone I talk to on a regular basis then I would understand but if it’s someone I don’t talk to as much then I’m like what the fuck? We rarely talk so why the fuck would I want to talk about you? What even gives you the audacity to assume that I would be talking about you? Just go about your business and let me do my thing.

You know those individuals who belittle us because we like to go out/party/drink and they come off as if they’re “too good” for that? Now these individuals partake in going out/partying/etc. What the flying fuck? At first I didn’t care, but the fact that they become hypocritical jerk offs is where I find it insulting. I’d rather be insulted by your integrity than this loss of morale.

People who say they want someone who isn’t shallow/superficial and yet these fuckers keep posting pics of their bodies. Ugh hello dumbasses…do you realize that you are causing the problem? Duh. If you want a genuine person, stop feeding to these superficial people’s appetite.

I seriously hate when I say I’m fine or not hungry and yet they still insist I eat…whether family or other people. Fuck those who think it’s disrespectful to deny food…I think it’s disrespectful to not take my request either. I’m not going to force myself to eat if I’m not hungry or not in the mood to eat.

When people say, “should of/could of/would of/must of.” Those are all incorrect. It’s “should have/could have/would have/must have.” 

You know when someone finds out something and they say, “If it was me I would have told you!” Uh no. You’re just saying that because you caught me and you’re just trying to guilt trip me. There is a reason sometimes where you keep things to yourself. I believe it is more noble sometimes to hide the truth in certain situations. If you unveil it, it will just cause a whole bunch of calamity and then you will have to deal with the outcomes. So technically you’re not lying.

When people claim or brag about being “weird” and yet their justification lacks validity. Oh so you’re weird because you mix Mayo and soy sauce? Oh you’re weird because you sip beer through a straw? STFU. And what irritates me more is when these so-called “weird” people start chastising those who they think are “weirder” than them.

When people keep saying, “Follow me on this. Follow me on that. Add me on this. Add me on that.” I believe you have to earn that. Don’t look desperate. Not cute.

All these “National ______ Days.” Where the fuck did they all come from? If it’s not on a calendar or if it’s not giving me a day off from work, I find them invalid and ridiculous.

When people say, “Omg omg omg remember this song or movie, blah blah blah?” Oh uhm, yeah it was only released like 2 years ago. Calm yourself. If it was “old” old then I would understand but if it was within 5 years, get outta here.

People who keep feeling sorry for themselves. Shut the fuck up. Stop crying and begging for pity.

When people swear as if their shit doesn’t stink.

Overly sensitive guys.