Posts tagged 50 favorite fictional characters.

#45: Cambi and Vivica (Night at the Roxbury) - Elisa Donovan and Gigi Rice.


“You guys are a big waste of time. Guys, consider what we did for you last night a favor. Now do us a favor and never talk to us again. You and your brother are ugly pathetic losers. I can’t believe we actually had sex with these asswads.”

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#44: Marie ‘Slim’ Browning (To Have and Have Not) - Lauren Bacall.

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

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#43: Kelly Van Ryan (Wild Things) - Denise Richards.

“Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?”

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#42: Christina Walters & Courtney Rockcliffe (The Sweetest Thing) - Cameron Diaz & Christina Applegate.

“Your penis is so hard. Your penis is so large. My body is a movie. And your penis is the star.”

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#41: Cruella Deville (101 Dalmations).

“You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.”

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#40: The Girl (The Seven Year Itch) - Marilyn Monroe.

“I stay kissing sweet, the new Dazzledent way.”

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#39: Nina Sayers (Black Swan) - Natalie Portman.

“I was perfect.”

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#38: Queen Akasha (Queen of the Damned) - Aaliyah.

“Never fear me. All of your wishes have come true.”

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#37: Madison Lee (Charlie’s Angels Full Throttle) - Demi Moore.

“I was never good, I was great.”

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#36: The Models (Head Over Heels) - Shalom Harlow (Jade), Tomiko Fraser (Holly), Ivana Milicevic (Roxanna) and Sarah O’hare (Candi).

Jade: “I’m getting hives just by being around all these ugly people.”

Holly: “Sweetheart look at me, what do I need Stanford for?”

Roxanna: “And most important, don’t forget to turn on the *headlights.*”

Candi: “Don’t envy us, we’re struggling.”

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#35: Andy (Date Movie) - Sophie Monk.

“I’ll give you two grand if I can fuck you in the ass.”

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#34: Peter Pan (Peter Pan) - Jeremy Sumpter.

“I want always to be a boy, and have fun.”

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#32: Squirtle (Pokemon).

“Squirtle, squirtle.”

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