Stripped.

if you had any class or style like me, somebody might've mistaken you for somebody.

i want this dog.

my weight is appropriate and attractive.

damn momma!!

mom: why do you walk like that?
me: like what?
mom: like that. you look so stiff.
me: it's because i have good posture.
mom: no. you walk like those model girls.
me: haha.

i have an interview with them tomorrow!! please let me get this job!!

nikkisdope:

(via observando)

B.eautiful I.ndividual T.hat C.auses H.ardons.

holla at me thooooooooo!!

nobody gives you power...you just take it.

hallelujer!!

HAHAHAHA hell yeah all the time!!!

i don't make room on my couch for any emotional cripples.

retardingly funny.

anthony: i'm just gonna stare at you.
me: damn, i know i'm beautiful but you don't have to make it awkward for me.
anthony: no, you're just retardingly ugly.

LMAO! so true!